I woke up feeling a woman’s hand on me. I reprimanded her, but she didn’t stop pestering me.
– You shouldn’t have chased the girl away. She’s a master of her craft. And all for free, you’re a strange man,” a man said to me.
– I am not interested,” I muttered.
– Not interested in girls? Are you interested in boys? I can find a boy, it’s not a problem.
I looked out the window and sighed heavily. I really didn’t remember why I was on the train. The last thing I remembered was the New Year’s Eve party. I decided to get off at the next station, there to contact friends and somehow solve the problem. However, the phone with me was not.
– Where are we going? – I asked my fellow traveler.
– Don’t you remember anything?
I didn’t expect an answer.
Already in the tambour I met the girl who woke me up. She was really pretty, but I reacted so sharply for a reason – it is necessary at least to get acquainted. She was smoking and sadly looking at the floor.
– What happened? Why are you sad?
She said nothing. And then she whispered:
– Here you can enjoy everything you loved before the trip. You loved brunettes, why did you reject me so abruptly? You are an atheist, you are not afraid of sin. Now I’m in trouble because of you. I’m going to be demoted.
– What do you mean, demoted? – I was surprised.
Then the conductor appeared and did not let the girl answer.
– Are you new? Show me your ticket!
– Let me look in the compartment.
I went into the compartment, but there was neither a ticket, nor my things.
– Where’s my suitcase?
– Why do you need it? – The fellow traveler chuckled.
– I need my ticket, the conductor wants to see it.
– It’s tied to my leg. You’re such a weirdo.
At first I thought it was some kind of joke. But the conductor grabbed my leg and started searching me.
– Stowaway! – she yelled.
– Yay, I’m not going down. He’s not real! – The girl rejoiced behind me, whose caresses woke me up.
The conductor grabbed me and led me away from the compartment. She opened the train on the move and threw me right out in the snow.
– Clear. You’re awake! – I heard it.
I thought I had been found on the tracks and rescued at the hospital.
After I regained consciousness, my colleagues came into my room. They told me that I had fallen and tripped while celebrating a New Year’s Eve party. As I lost consciousness, they called an ambulance.
The most amazing thing was that there was no train. When they left, a young brunette woman, who looked a lot like the same girl from the train, waved at me and whispered:
– Good luck, stowaway. See you later.
After that, she melted away like fog and disappeared in an unknown direction.




