Alina and I are in the same class. She periodically told me that the women at the porch eat her brains with a teaspoon every day, and several times in the morning, afternoon and evening.
All begins, naturally, in the morning, when Alina is in a hurry to the institute:
– Look at her, she probably forgot to put on a skirt, her ass is shining!
– And the heels? She won’t make it to the subway on those stilts!
– And how much paint on her face, where does she get the money, she’s a student, it’s expensive paint, I know that!
– Probably some boyfriend gives it to her!
– Yes, you can’t buy such things on a scholarship!
Alina periodically tried to fight back, and politely:
– Grandmothers, well, what difference does it make to you what I go to lectures?
Such answers only aggravated the situation:
– She is also rude!
– That’s no way to study!
Alina realized that to engage in quarrels with grannies useless, and decided to go on the offensive. She did a little shopping in a second hand shop, and on Saturday morning she came out of the staircase in all her glory – a long black skirt, a colorful blouse, a bright green blouse with turned-up sleeves, a scarf with big roses on her head, and some stockings with insulation on her feet. There was zero makeup, except for some beet juice lipstick. Instead of a purse, she had a bag of lushpayers’ seeds in her hand, the seeds were hanging off her sweater.
Grandmother from astonishment could not say a word, and my friend had to start a conversation herself:
– I’ll sit with you, grandmothers, here, even dressed decently, washed the bones of these shameless, which the ass is flashing and on stilts can barely walk! Do you want some sunflower seeds? I roasted them myself!
The women started running in different directions out of surprise, thinking up “urgent” things to do:
– Oh, and I have to run out for bread!
– I do not remember, turned off the iron? I’ll go look!
– I forgot to feed my cat! What do you mean, “I forgot to feed my cat”?
Well, in the same vein. After a few minutes, Alina was the only one left on the bench. She laughed heartily at the reaction of the grandmothers, and on Monday told me that the grandmothers greeted her very politely in the morning, and did not say a word about the length of the skirt and the height of the heels.
Such a story!
