We took out a mortgage on an apartment with my wife. We did some repairs, and then transported our belongings there … A month later, we moved in. We decided to get to know our neighbors. We invited the grandparents from the flat opposite for tea.
Somehow they drank their tea suspiciously quickly. And after learning that the woman was my wife, not daughter, they found a reason to leave the apartment quickly. By the way, it was on Friday evening.
On Saturday morning there was a knock at the door. There was a policeman who asked for our documents – mine and my wife’s.
We were a little surprised when the priest asked for our marriage certificate. We were a little surprised. We searched for documents (after moving, we can’t find anything) for 10 minutes before finally finding them.
The policeman looked at my wife with envy, apologized for waking her up and began to leave. But before he left, he said that he had received a report that in this apartment a man lives with a minor.
Now it has become clear why the neighbors quickly left the apartment in the evening when we told them that we were married. I am 24 and my wife is 26. The wife looks very young. It is often confused with female and high school students.
Alcohol without an ID card or driver’s license is not sold in the store. And on Friday, she made herself two braids which made her look like a schoolgirl, and in the afternoon she also washed off her makeup. The situation is funny, but still… I decided to shave my beard so as not to look like a 40-year-old father living with his daughter.
